If your idea of holiday magic involves a cork popping and a countdown you can actually get excited about, Road 13 Vineyards has just delivered the most grown-up festive tradition of the season. Their beloved six- and twelve-bottle wine Advent calendars are back—and this year, they arrive with an unexpectedly hilarious inclusion/shoutout from Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. Yes, really.

The segment gave a nod to Road 13’s signature John Oliver Selection, prompting the winery’s own winemaker, Stefa Korda, to chime in with the most wholesome mic-drop:
“We were delighted to see Road 13 Vineyards referenced during Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, giving nod to our signature John Oliver Selection of wines. The Canadian John Oliver was an advocate for the Okanagan Valley’s agricultural development, and his legacy was underscored by his hard-working spirit, love for British Columbia and deep-rooted belief that the Okanagan Valley could be the fruit basket of Canada, which drew inspiration for this namesake collection.
“This is indeed a celebratory moment, and we remain committed to the task at hand: to produce big, bold, Canadian wines made to last. We invite you to discover for yourself what Last Week Tonight did … to explore our collection of wines. And to John and your team—if you find yourselves in the southern Okanagan, we’ve got a seat with your name on it in our tasting room to taste what makes this extraordinary corner of the country stand out.”
Honestly? Consider this your personal invitation, too, as Road 13’s Advents contain some JO:
The 12-Bottle Advent: A Wine Lover’s Dream
Twelve curated bottles, each waiting behind its own little cardboard door like a congratulatory pat on the back for making it through December. Expect bold reds, signature blends, and a few surprises that showcase Road 13’s rich, storied terroir.
Perfect for:
• Couples who want a “wine night” built into the calendar
• Self-gifters (proudly)
• Anyone who prefers adult Advents
The 6-Bottle Advent: The Little Box of Big Joy
A petite version with all the flair—six standout bottles to savor, sample, or share (if you must). The mix is thoughtful, the pours are generous, and the vibe is pure holiday cheer.
Perfect for:
• Secret Santa flexing
• Parents counting down to school break
• December birthdays (double the fun!)
Gift it, sip it, or build a new holiday ritual around it—but whatever you do, don’t wait. These Advent calendars sell out fast, and nothing says December heartbreak like missing out on a limited-edition case of very good wine. —Noa Nichol

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