Once upon a time, a royal couple was set to wed.
In a land far away,
fair maidens rose early out of bed
To gather with their best friends
all around
To watch a princess receive her crown.
Said one maiden to the next: How shall we cater our bash?
If its
going to be posh we cant serve bangers and mash.
So they donned their
hats and sipped Earl
Grey,
As they snacked on Bridge Mixture and concocted a way.
Why, cucumber
sandwiches, of course! No crust is a must.
And well cheers with Pimms
so it wont be a bust.
If we serve freshly
baked scones with some clotted cream,
Our royal wedding-watching
party will be an absolute dream! KD
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