WORD UP

While you may not find any of these words in the Oxford dictionary,
youll certainly find them in the Vitamin Victionary.

Dumpster Driver: A person who pulls up to your recycling box in a car
(usually in an affluent neighbourhood such as West Point Grey or
Rosedale) and proceeds to pile your pop cans into their luxury SUV.
When
I put the recycling out this morning, the neighbourhood dumpster driver
was waiting in his Land Rover.

PC Break-up: Press Conference
Break-up: An ex who very publicly spills the beans on your split.
Did
you see John Mayer on TMZ? I cant believe he PC Broke-up with Jen!

Naus-talgia.:
Remembering something with a sick feeling.
I was just thinking
about that date with Tony and I got a bit of naus-talgia.

Risickulous:
When something is sick and ridiculous.
The new LV bag is
4 g, but its totally risickulous!

Gaza Strip: A bikin wax
gone bad.
I went to that new spa down the street and they gave me
a freaking
Gaza Strip.

Ponis: A male ponytail.
I
noticed Kevin finally cut off his ponis.

And since weve
discovered our knack for new verbiage weve been working overtime to push
our vocab to the next level of pop-culture relevance.